Pop Them Bottles and Drink Them Up

There is a surprising state of lucidity present when you are at a particularly exact stage of drunkenness. It abstracts higher thinking processes and makes things ’simpler’, so to speak. It loosens your tongue, and with that allows you to verbalize what you think. When you do this with an instinctual desire as opposed to a controlled manner of expression your brain is able to work unfettered by impurities in thought.

I should start doing this more.

Either that, or I’m doing what every drunken person tends to think is a good idea (by having stupid ideas).